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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?


Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

What do people in China call their good plates?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How do you tell the sex of a gold fish


Rub it's belly and see if anything pokes out after awhile.

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That sounds like someone has said that to you before lmao lmao
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how do i become a millionair?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?


You guys are killing me.

They would touch the stars if they could.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?


Yes
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dax wrote:
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?


Cuz the caveman is in charge and he doesn't know every state
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dax wrote:
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?


They don't mean the same...........?


dax wrote:
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?


I assume that it's also ok in homosexual relationships, but it's also acceptable if they have a hot ass.

dax wrote:
What do people in China call their good plates?



uh Mar wa kin
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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how do i become a millionair?


Save up a million 1 dollar bills.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I assume that it's also ok in homosexual relationships, but it's also acceptable if they have a hot ass.



Was the word ' assume' thrown in that sentence to throw us off thinking you are gay?

And, by whose standard does "hot ass" fall under?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And, by whose standard does "hot ass" fall under?




Hawt.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dax wrote:
Sissyboy wrote:

I assume that it's also ok in homosexual relationships, but it's also acceptable if they have a hot ass.



Was the word ' assume' thrown in that sentence to throw us off thinking you are gay?

And, by whose standard does "hot ass" fall under?


6 kids bro. Im good. My wife has the hot ass!!

lol
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the only way Sissyboy can make friends is by giving away copies of ETQW? duh lmao lmao lmao
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Oh oh! Can I answer this one???
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dax wrote:
Oh Oh oh! Can I answer this one???


Oh please do Dax lol
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