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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:11 am    Post subject: Things to ponder Reply with quote

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I sometimes rename them…..okay MOST of the time I rename them. Usually something really snarky.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an A-hole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I think it just struck me.....
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I think it just struck me.....


Wow! that struck me three days ago at 8 am....

and lasted for three days..
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

lmao hahahah
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#8
They use to at one point in time...then PC took over!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

But eventually they do begin to fray and tear up the leg towards the crotch. A sad day when a pair of pants must be tossed, it's like losing your first pet, or the last bite of a tuna sammich cry.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an A-hole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

What a Californian way to look at this one! I'm on board with the rest, but this...maaaaaaan, if you dopes want to wait in some long-a** line with a perfectly good clear lane on either side of you, knock yourself out! I'm shooting to the FRONT, NYC style. loser
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OhMyHead wrote:
I'm shooting


I am too ........ when I'm cut in front of flame
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proud NY cutter here. lol Once I stuffed some old broad into the traffic cones when she thought she was getting in front of me. wtg
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its surprising how many people don't understand that you should NEVER merge early. ALWAYS fill both lines up equaly and only merge at the final area, that creates a FAR better traffic flow. But it never happens...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evis = Enlightened hail
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